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You’d expect him to just fall
down, but instead he flies backwards as if a bus has hit him.
When this show is on you should
just avoid the television and garden—or unplug your television
and stare at your reflection in the
screen. It’s more interesting.
CBS’S ELEMENTARY
This show is for kids in elementary school. Get it? See what I
did there? Instead of watching
this mess of a series, you should
switch over to the BBC’s brilliant
Sherlock. Each episode is 90
minutes, and each is better than
that Robert Downey Jr. movie
series. I mean, really? Lucy Liu
as Watson? You don’t have to
be Sherlock to deduce that this
show fails.
ABC’S LAST RESORT
A U.S. nuclear submarine gets
an order from the government
through an alternative communication channel to nuke Pakistan.
They question the order and can
you guess what happens next?
Pizza party! No, kidding, they
get attacked by their own ships.
They figure their last resort is to
go to a resort and hole up there. I
know, it sounds extremely stupid,
JEFF
SORENSEN
HUFFINGTON
10.14.12
but I enjoyed it. I thought a few
parts were too inane to be real,
but I asked a Navy buddy and
he said it was accurate, such as
one scene where the ship crosses
the equator and everyone starts
partying. Most ridiculous thing
ever? It’s apparently called a
“Shellback Celebration.”
NBC’S THE
NEW NORMAL
I didn’t mind this one because
it was pretty realistic. It’s Modern Family if Modern Family wasn’t
so safe. The thing
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