Hebe Jebes Mar/Apr 2014 | Page 48

Features Resurrecting Bernie’s boat Planesong Words Stephen Becket & Karen Courtis Sometime in March of 2013, Karen and I were having dinner as guests of the Maddens at the Club. As often with people of our vintage and situation in life, talk turned to plans for retirement in the next couple of years. We mentioned that our ideal would be to get a good cruising boat and spend some time in different parts of the world cruising off the beaten track. We have both done a reasonable amount of sailing and it felt right that the time for becoming serious about it was closely approaching. Mike Madden, with the usual twinkle in his eye, then told us the tale of Bernard Holland and how unfortunately he had died the previous December and that three of his children were in town sorting out his boat and were at a loss as to what to do with it. It was too good to scrap but in too poor a condition to attract a serious buyer. It just so happened, Mike said, that the boat was alongside. We trooped down to look at the boat, which we learnt was called Planesong. She was very low in the water with about six inches of freeboard. Her topsides were piled with junk of all sorts. She was festooned with old car tyres and had enough green mould growing on her to redefine the meaning of hydroponics! We couldn’t go inside as she was locked up and his children had gone for the day. The pontoon was pile