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Reading Billy Collins’s Ballistics on a Norwegian Cruise Up and Down The New England Coast by Carolyn Martin Damn! It’s morning and I should have known you’d make me rue my lack of pad and pen. You’re churning up images I can barely hold. White caps flee the cruise ship’s cut … eager pods carve fast lanes … seabirds bob mindlessly … stripped of clouds and land, the horizon’s free … or approximations thereof. When I pin down my first draft, I’ll make sure to allude to Ovid, Frost, Valery, or anyone you approve who connects to the sea or some other place like Paris, the Charles, or that ubiquitous room where you stare out the window at yourself across the street or grab a post-sex cigarette. Right now, my coffee’s hot and so is the sun rising on this coast long before it yawns at home in Oregon. The guys at the next table aft are winding up a breakfast chat on the suspect nature of humanity and the reprieve of shaving for a week. I imagine your stopping by to commentate on the virtues of a clean face, French pastries and how this listing ship is not what you had in mind for a morning stroll. Tonight, I suspect, while high rollers roll their luck across the packed Casino floor and karaoke races through the Starburst Lounge, I’ll hole up in my room – the one with a balcony looking down on glacier blue smudging through persistent grey – and re-read your book. I’ll have turned down drinks at the Bali Hai and line dancing in the Bliss to ponder how you move from “August in Paris” to “Hippos on Holiday.”
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