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Helium by Ed Werstein 
 Your parents were a couple of hot heads blew up at the drop of a match that nasty Hindenburg incident the most famous of the many times they lost control. But they found their matchmaker in the sun god, your namesake. When hydrogen atoms get close and start feeling good about each other things heat up in a hurry. The hotter it gets, the closer they get. They fuck, they fuse, and are destroyed by their own passion. Passing on all of their parts and none of their traits, they become something completely different: you. You lead a long lineage of nobility, a calm inertia is your greatest asset. You are uplifting, rising to every occasion, great fun at parties. People lift their voices and speak very highly of you.
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