GORV - Digital Magazine Issue #24 | Page 48

THE WALLABY TRACK WITH LIONEL MUSSELL SIGNS OF SILLINESS THANK GOODNESS FOR COMMON SENSE. WE’D ALL BE IN TROUBLE IF PEOPLE TOOK THESE SIGNS LITERALLY. I'm on the permanent free coffee list at the Halls Gap Lakeside Caravan Park, Vic, and when I called in recently, owner Josephina was keen to show me the park’s latest improvement – another lovely new swimming pool. With the hot weather we'd been having, the extra pool seemed a good idea and I got Josephina to stand near the pool for a photo, although she protested that she would spoil the pic. This, of course, is not true as she is a very attractive lady! (I had to write that to make sure I stay on the free coffee list!) THROUGH TO WHERE? There are a lot of silly road signs. I came across this sign (pictured) when out walking in Hamilton, Vic, during a recent muster of the Gippsland Gypsies branch of the Australian Caravan Club. I don't know how many people would mistake the driveway for a road. There's one I see a lot (also pictured) and although I do my best to obey the admonition to speed, my little Getz is not a Formula 1 racing car, so I'm afraid I can't speed too much! I pass the one in the pic most days and so far I haven't seen too many speeding locals despite the sign. I guess you all notice silly signs as you drive around this great country, including the ones on narrow bridges where you are told there's no overtaking or passing on the bridge – as if you could or would! READ FULL STORY 48 \