3. SPEECH OR SILENCE?
Many people find continual conversation
tiring. Yet long spells at the wheel if you’re not
accustomed to your own company can also be.
We’ve discovered talking books and podcasts of
mutually-liked subjects to be a great way to while
away the kilometres. You’ll find you can’t wait to
get back in the car to hear the next chapter.
I also like to keep my mind active by working
out our fuel consumption. I find trying to get
my average to drop by a percentage point
while maintaining a set average speed to be a
good mental exercise.
Finding common points of interest, such as
unusual letter boxes, trees, signs and wildlife,
to look for is also great for keeping your mind
awake and the conversation flowing.
Listening to podcasts or talking books is a
great way to while away the kilometres.
4. TAKE A BREAK
I know, stop every two hours, etc. The truth is
that regular stops in attractive places help to
break up the tedium of a long drive. Your tow
car may go for 800km without refuelling, but
can you?
We used to take a thermos of hot coffee and
refuel on the fly, but now we stop, boil the kettle
and have it in folding chairs beside the van.
5. REVERSING
In my experience, couples who work as a team
when reversing a caravan are very rare. The
situation can become quite tense in a caravan
park. You know the scene: someone arrives at a
caravan park and, as they struggle to reverse onto
their site, become the afternoon entertainment of
other vanners sipping on their sundowners.
If this is all too familiar to you, then in the
interest of domestic relations, why not ask one
of the lookie-loos to guide you?
If you botch it up, you and your partner can
then agree that it was ‘their’ fault and enjoy
your drinks!
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