AN UNUSUAL LOVE STORY
One night, I was unable to sleep,
So I padded out into the dining hall and peeped,
I was just checking if anybody was around,
When suddenly, I heard a pretty strange sound,
It sounded, like paper crackling,
And my brain then starting whirring,
‘Who’s there besides me, this dark, dark night?’
I was tensed, and considered turning on the lights,
Deciding against it, I went ahead.
And who should I see talking, but Jam and Bread!
They talked, I hid, and what did I just hear?
Bread is talking of asking Butter out, oh dear!