And lets them know Hippocrates would enforce
Better ethics in their males
She enrols for English Literature,
Saying: Why all this English guff?
We have forged an Australian character,
Yet you don't teach Australian stuff
John William Miles uncoils to react
And lily guild the Miles name,
And fixes to have his daughter entrapped
And dispatched to a cage for the insane
Writers and artists spirit her out
Of the Gladesville madhouse of shame.
She's a busker now, and good and loud
From memory Shakespeare declaims