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SHOPPING – MADHAVI’S OCD My OCD is writing and my wife Madhavi’s is shopping. Last year as we were walking down Hazratganj in Lucknow, Madhavi saw a sign which galvanised her into instant action: ‘Sari sale: up to 80% discount’. I followed her into the huge shop. As soon as I entered I saw sea of shoppers of the female variety unleashing a virtual tsunami of physical and oral calisthenics. Like a parched soul heading for the oasis, Madhavi dashed to the counter behind which was emblazoned the legend: 80% discount. 268