GloMag GloMagDecember2018 - Page 176

TO A FRIEND I'm devastated by the character assassination being indulged in by some of your fb enemies, who have been spreading baseless and uncharitable rumours that you have become a teetotaller. I have even heard some of them saying that you've given up all carnal and material pleasures and turned completely spiritual, having decided to serve only god hereafter. I have therefore got you a custom made dining table at which you will seat those spreading these canards on the opposite side so that you will see them behind bars, thereby improving your drinking pleasure and appetite. Cheers and bon appetit. 176