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JOKES CORNER A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. “If you get your train,” I told him, “your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?” The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, I asked, “What else would you like Santa to bring you?” He promptly replied, “Another train.” A Fulani man took his radio for repairs. When the radio was opened, a rat jumped out and ran away. The Fulani man shouted "ku taimaka, mai bada labaru zai gudu" (Help! Help!! The Newscaster is escaping). A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." OUR PRODUCTS LOANS ABii ROYAL SALARY LOAN ABii SALARY ADVANCE PERSONAL LOAN ABii CLEARING ADVANCE(SME) WORKING CAPITAL SUPPORT LOAN REVOLVING LOAN ABii WORK AND PAY ABii SPECIAL LOAN SCHOOL FEES LOAN ABii CORPSAVE ACCOUNT ABii CORPORATE CURRENT ACCOUNT ABii TWIN ACCOUNT ASETENAPA ACCOUNT (PERSONAL) ABii CHURCH ACCOUNT ABii SAVE ACCOUNT ABii KIDDIE SAVE ABii PERSONAL EASY SAVE OVERDRAFTS ASETENAPA GROUP LOANS ABii CHEQUE & SAVE CALL ACCOUNT Our Branches ABii National (Head Office) Priority House, Adjacent C.Woermann, Avenor Junction Post Office Box CT 10067, Cantonments, Accra Tel: [phone] Email: [email protected] Website: www.abiinational.net ABii National (Abossey Okai Branch) Adjacent Kaneshie Anglican church, near Takoradi Station Tel: [phone] ABii National (Darkuman Branch) Darkuman-Kokompe, close to the Darkuman Post Office Tel: [phone] ABii National (Mallam Atta Branch) Mallam Atta, close to Asantewa junction, Accra Newtown Tel: [phone] ABii National (Kasao Branch) Kasoa - Bojuase road, close to the new market Tel: [phone] ABii National (Adum Branch) Adum, Kumasi, opposite Adjekum story building Tel: [phone] LOL ABii National (Takoradi Branch) 36 GH STAR MAGAZINE 37 GH STAR MAGAZINE