Geek Syndicate Issue 8 | Page 23

Geek Syndicate What’s Box? In The So why is noir so worthy of attention? It is almost counter-intuitive to like it. Plots are either hackneyed or non-existent. They portray men as violent, weak and/or easily manipulated and the women are scheming liars who use their feminine wiles to get what they want. There’s something about the tropes of noir that when added to a normal film, take it to a new level of enjoyment. It’s like taking a good margherita pizza and putting the finest chillies and freshest herbs and cured Italian ham on top. Take Kiss Me Deadly as a prime example. Without the stylings of noir, it would be a run of the mill crime drama or even conspiracy thriller at best. However, when you look at the ingredients, even if some aren’t particularly palpable on their own, they combine into a fabulous whole. It opens at night. A barefoot woman runs down a road trying to hitch a ride. She’s almost run over by the surly Mike Hammer. Then the credits role. He’s a violent misogynist. She’s heading to LA. Yet he helps her. He’s run off the road and then she’s tortured and murdered. She’s connected to something big. The bad guys are mysterious. The leader of the gang is only shown from the knees down until the final scene. Hammer happily kills a bad guy but quickly helps an old man. He can’t help himself do the right thing. The dialogue itself explains what is so great about noir. A character talks about a thread which leads to a string which leads to a rope, and another describes it as a riddle without an answer. There are scenes of tension, violence and plenty of shadows. There is a sparkling naturalistic dialogue and interesting insight, giving the film more depth than you’d want to believe. There is the dishevelled and drunken private eye. There is even the untrustworthy dame, although not a classically beautiful femme fatale. Then, when Hammer eventually finds what the key is for, the film becomes something else, something improbable. And the moral, for there always is one in noir, of this story? Never open the box. Oh, go on then... Ian J Simpson 23