Gauteng Smallholder July 2015 | Page 52

THE BACK PAGE Agricultural faddism Y ou wouldn't think that something as staid as agriculture could suffer from fads, would you? But, by golly, it has, and continues to do so. Think back 30 or more years. Macadamia nuts were going to be the crop that would make farmers into instant millionaires. With stars in their eyes (and presumably their sums done on the back of an old envelope stashed firmly in their pockets) farmers went off and bought at great expense, macadamia saplings, which their planted in serried rows, fertilized and watered. The only problem is that a macadamia tree, while it produces a wonderful nut with all sorts of health-giving properties, takes a good few years before it starts to warrant a harvest. And those good few years proved too much for many farmers, who either lost interest, or lost their shirts, as a result. And so today, if you drive out to the Lowveld, you will come across fields of macadamia trees, in various stages of overgrownness, the leftovers of shattered dreams of wealth. When this magazine started 16 years ago, giant garlic growing was all the rage. It was billed as ideal for a smallholder owing to the smallness of the plant, the closeness with which it could be planted to its neighbour and, of course, the high value of the result. Half an acre or so under giant garlic was guaranteed to give you the income to put your son through medical school. There were two problems, however. First, a small group of sellers controlled the sale of seed and they, to be sure, made excellent profits. Secondly, and more seriously, however, once you had grown the crop (and it required quite a lot of management and infrastructure to get it right), there was no market for it. Who after all, wants to eat endless quantities of what is in effect an over-pungent onion, quite unsuited to the more intense role of traditional garlic, namely flavouring dishes? Then there's the case of the permaculture movement, originally the brainchild of an Australian lateral thinker named Bill Mollison. His seminal books on the subject, written from an Australian perspective and therefore pretty much directly applicable to South African conditions, sang the praises of a small tree which Australians call tagasaste. By Mollison's reckoning tagasaste is the answer to many a farmer's prayers. It is hardy, grows fast, makes an excellent windbreak, and best of all makes a nutritious form of stock feed. Not many years ago, you will recall, a shrub named tree lucerne became widely advertised in South Africa as the very apogee of dryland grazing for cattle, sheep and game alike. It was advertised as hardy, fast-growing and an excellent windbreak. Sellers of the seedlings and seed banded together in a close knit group and held prices of both seedlings and seeds at frankly usurious prices and it took farmers a little while to cotton on to the fact that tree lucerne was none other than Australian tagasaste. And here's the thing: importing plants (or any other species, for that matter) wholesale from another continent is not a good thing. Look around you: Blackjack, khakibos, pompom weed, Mexican poppy, cosmos and the potato tree from South America, and wattle from Australia ~ they haven't exactly done our environment much good, have they? Who's to say that tagasaste will either? Also in the alien plant class is the more recent fad for growing truffles. You buy an oak sapling whose roots have been inoculated with truffle spores. After some years, because oaks are slow growing, you let loose a specially trained pig near the tree. The pig rootles around with its snout and, hopefully, unearths the valuable little fungus, that resembles in shape, size and colour a lump of horse turd. This is not an investment for you if you’re over 50 because by the time the host tree is big enough to have grown a truffle you’ll either be senile or dead. But you don’t need to plant an alien to be a faddist. Most recently, there’s great enthusiasm for the moringa tree. Proponents of this wondrous, easy-to-grow tree say that every part is edible and each part has its own unique medicinal properties (it’s been a while since I enjoyed an envigorating bowl of wood-pulp and bark...) The moringa may indeed be wonderful, and truffles are certainly valuable but the point is clearly that anybody setting off after the pot of gold at the end of the agricultural rainbow is surely going to learn the hard way that a fool and his money are easily parted. WRITTEN BY SMALLHOLDERS, FOR SMALLHOLDERS