REVIEW
GAMBIT
COOKING WITCH
Genre: Action, Casual Developer: VaragtP Publisher: VaragtP Release Date: May 18, 2017
Witch is the sort of game that
happens when a unicorn stays out
far too late and takes one too many
Yeager shots.
Looking at the game, Cooking
Witch is about as simple as they
come. You play as a pixelated witch
and fly around the screen on your
broomstick snatching up kids. You
take these kids back to your
enormous cooking cauldron for you
magic soup. And, well, that’s about
it for the gameplay section of this
review. Okay, so you totally earn
various powerups the more
missions you complete, but the
game never really changes.
"Cooking Witch is the sort of game that
happens when a unicorn stays out far too late
and takes one too many Yeager shots."
In Cooking Witch you are a witch
flying to a party in the woods,
abducting the children and cooking
and eating them. That’s how Steam
bills this one man indie game and it’s
a pretty apt description. It also
completely describes this single
screen game. Well, I can add a little
to that description by saying that
Cooking Witch is so ugly looking
that it will give you serious
headaches while playing. Yeah, this
is going to be one of those sorts of
reviews. You've been warned.
A lot of time indie games come
through our email and we simply
can’t get to them all because of
time, but for whatever reason I
decided to install this one as the
screenshots looked pretty wild.
Come to find out what I thought
was wild, was actually just a
developer who doesn’t understand
the idea what sorts of colors
compliment each other. Cooking
Missions really only add to the
amount of kids captured or
“Daddy’s” knocked out. I know that