What happened when the man crashed his car into the tree? He saw how his Mercedes bends.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any.
I went to the doctor the other day and said, "Have you got anything for wind?" So he gave me a kite.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
“My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April.
The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Johnny, of course!
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HEY JUDE
WE BELONG TOGETHER
UN-BREAK MY HEART
YEAH
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