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Pilfer the Pension Detergent, gluten-free whatever because you never

know,

Raw Deal Dog Food, although her pooches eat duck dung at the man

made lake.

Almost done, she grabs Snoot Fruit Wash, because gentle chemicals are

better than water,

Thorough Shame logs for natural fire ambiance, screw PGE,

she shuffles her Birkenstock sandals into the smiling cashier line.

Siri will never be moved by mass marketing, she's far too sophisticated.

She piles her purchased cloth bags into her Prius, and heads haughtily

home.

Mechanics 3 (synthesis), C.Light