Flumes Vol. 3: Issue 1 Summer 2018 | Page 50

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HARRIET:

I’m Harriet.

[Harriet extends her hand to Harry. Harry shakes it]

Nice to meet you, Harold.

HARRY:

My friends call me Harry. Well, they would if I had any. You can call me Harry.

HARRIET:

Nice to meet you, Harry.

[Both Harry and Harriet lean over and peer down]

HARRY:

So, Harriet. What brings you to the brink?

HARRIET:

My lover’s dumped me.

HARRY:

Is one person really worth ending it all for! [peering down] There are plenty more fish in the sea.

HARRIET:

My lover was also my boss. Now I’m single and unemployed. I had so much going for me. He said he would leave his wife.

HARRY:

And you believed him?