Final Girls Berlin Film Festival June '17 Edition | Page 15

When a late night golf cart ride goes awry, what are three
pasta lovers to do?
Teenage Filmmaker
You Are A Lesbian Vampire (3:21)
Directed by Thirza Cuthand, Canada, 2011
In the dark night of a prairie city, a vampire considers her
future with a fetching mortal. But requiring blood for
sustenance brings a host of problems to the relationship.
Potholes (3:55)
Directed by Jaclyn Goldstein, US, 2016
Razor Cunts - Violent Violet (3:38)
Directed by Tom Moore, Ambika Thompson, and
Jane Flett, Germany, 2015
Dr. Jane and Nurse Tom remove patient Ambika's
reproductive system in order to replace it with a new set
of lungs so she can be a smoker for the rest of her life
and no babies will come out of her.
Tampoon (6:46)
Written & Directed by Jeanne Jo, US, 2015
When Miranda makes bad decisions about her love life,
a killer tampon slips in to take care of business.
(European Premiere)
18:00 Shorts Program 7 - All in the Family
Don’t Think of a Pink Elephant (7:20)
Written & Directed by Suraya Raja, UK, 2017
Don’t Think of a Pink Elephant enters the world of a
teenage girl plagued with compulsive violent thoughts
and urges. Layla is terrified by her potential to do harm,
until challenged to face her darkest fears.
(German Premiere)
There’s no place like home, that cozy nest for the happy family. Let’s not
delude ourselves-- familial relations are often the sickest and most
twisted ones we ever know. Let’s peel away these domestic facades and
take a look at what’s crawling within.