Final Girls Berlin Film Festival June '17 Edition - Page 15

When a late night golf cart ride goes awry, what are three pasta lovers to do? Teenage Filmmaker You Are A Lesbian Vampire (3:21) Directed by Thirza Cuthand, Canada, 2011 In the dark night of a prairie city, a vampire considers her future with a fetching mortal. But requiring blood for sustenance brings a host of problems to the relationship. Potholes (3:55) Directed by Jaclyn Goldstein, US, 2016 Razor Cunts - Violent Violet (3:38) Directed by Tom Moore, Ambika Thompson, and Jane Flett, Germany, 2015 Dr. Jane and Nurse Tom remove patient Ambika's reproductive system in order to replace it with a new set of lungs so she can be a smoker for the rest of her life and no babies will come out of her. Tampoon (6:46) Written & Directed by Jeanne Jo, US, 2015 When Miranda makes bad decisions about her love life, a killer tampon slips in to take care of business. (European Premiere) 18:00 Shorts Program 7 - All in the Family Don’t Think of a Pink Elephant (7:20) Written & Directed by Suraya Raja, UK, 2017 Don’t Think of a Pink Elephant enters the world of a teenage girl plagued with compulsive violent thoughts and urges. Layla is terrified by her potential to do harm, until challenged to face her darkest fears. (German Premiere) There’s no place like home, that cozy nest for the happy family. Let’s not delude ourselves-- familial relations are often the sickest and most twisted ones we ever know. Let’s peel away these domestic facades and take a look at what’s crawling within.