Pantheon
Herculeans
Last week for the Herculean was absolutely sick! Aiming for first period record kept us on our toes and striving forward, as well as gaining two new lovely team mates grace and dolly. Introducing these two: grace aka Venus and dolly partin have been a pure laugh, they take time really seriously, Both are doing fantastic with ltds on their first day, grace using her seductive voice in her approach and dolly the lawyer skipping between doors! great things from these guys!! We went to the seaside, Aroosa learnt how to swim ( kind of) and Matthew recieved some muffins from the future. Argy's improvement with his script and Louisa acing those shows and collecting those LTDs! We are all complete badasses, watch out because we take no shit and we're coming to get you!!!! (especially you Steph and Prometheus) if there is a lesson to be learnt within the week it will be to make sure all dogs round the area are not roaming free. Just
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