Far Horizons: Tales of Sci-Fi, Fantasy and Horror. Issue #12 March 2015 | Page 57

Villains Baba Yaga Let’s say you are walking in the forest and you see a small strange house. What’s so strange about it? It stands on two chicken legs! What a weird thing to find, right? And there isn’t even a door! Don’t hurry. You need to say, “House, house, turn your back to the forest and your front to me.” And before you can wonder if you are crazy to talk to houses, it will obey. The door will open, and a very old lady will invite you inside. Be careful, Baba Yaga is known to eat humans that come her way, but you can often trick her into doing you some favours. Then she might send you to her sisters who live nearby. Once they find out who’s sent you they will be happy to help you too. Message? Be kind to elderly people, but keep your eyes open! Koschei If you are on a quest to meet Koschei, he must have stolen your fiancée. But there is a plot twist, because you should watch out who you are going to marry. Chances are, this woman was with Koschei first, kept him locked away in a dungeon and promised him her eternal love and then ran away. Some women are like that. No wonder he looks like a skeleton with just some skin left on his bones. If you are looking to kill Koschei, stories say you must first get a lot of help, because Koschei’s death is in a needle, that needle is in an egg, that egg is in a duck, that duck is in a hare, that hare is in a chest, the chest is on a tall oak, which is on a black mountain on a far away island. You might want to consider if you want a wife like that first, now that you know her story. Vij If you don’t drink enough coffee in the morning, some days it’s hard to even keep your eyes open. Vij can relate to that problem. Vij’s eyelids are so long they reach the ground and he can’t see anything. He has a lot of minions who help him move around. Now, before you want to try and be helpful, listen to this. If Vij wants to look at somebody he shouts to his minions to lift his eyelids. They start scrambling about, looking for pitchforks they use to fulfill his order. It’s the first hint you might want to take an exit right there and then. If Vij looks at you, you die. And that gives the whole new meaning to the phrase, “If looks could kill.” PAGE 57