An Australian Love Poem ( Who said Australians weren ' t romantic ?)
Of course I love ya darling You ' re a bloody top notch bird And when I say you ' re gorgeous I mean every single word
I ' m tellin ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think its very sexy That you ' ve got dimples on ya
So ya bum is on the big side thighs
I don ' t mind a bit of flab It means that when I ' m ready There ' s somethin there to grab
I swear on me nanna ' s grave now The moment that we met I thought u was as good as
So your belly isn ' t flat no more
I Was ever gonna get
I tell ya , I don ' t care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there
No matter wot u look like I ' ll always love ya dear Now shut up while the footy ' s on
No sheila who is your age
And fetch another beer .
Has nice round perky breasts They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best