DYNAMISM(E) - Biannual Student Magazine 1 | Page 26

#ISMEianWrites Monday Melancholy is an old thing... cause we have Monday Coffee...!!! (Selected Thought-Provoking Stories of ‘Monday SHUBHAM NAIK PGDM, 2015-17 ISME 2015 - 17 positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.’ Logue -1 A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers).  The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation. Boy: ‘Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): ‘I already have someone to cut my lawn.’ Boy: ‘Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price Boy: ‘No thanks.’ Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one. Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the Job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!’ Moral: This is what we call ‘Self-Appraisal’.  Every time if we don’t get ahead of others, we blame others for it.  We should look to our self and compare, find own weaknesses and work hard to throw away weaknesses.  Always Work Hard, Honest and with full Dedication.  It will always pay up. of the person who cuts your lawn now.’ Logue -2 Woman: I’m very satisfied with the person who stopped, confused by the fact that these huge is presently cutting my lawn. creatures were being held by only a small rope Boy: (with more perseverance): ‘Lady, I’ll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida.’ Woman: No, thank you. As a man was passing the elephants, he suddenly tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at any time can break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not. He saw a trainer nearby and asked why these animals just stood there and made no attempt With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced to get away. “Well,” trainer said, “when they the receiver.  The store-owner, who was listening are very young and much smaller we use the to all this, walked over to the boy. same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it’s Store Owner: ‘Son… I like your attitude; I like that enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away.