GROOMS OVERHEARD
Venue Coordinator:
“So, are you having
anything with the
speeches? Shall we
sort out something
for the toast?”
H2B: “I’m really
confused.”
B2B: “Oh for
goodness sake.
Not actual toast. She
means champagne.”
H2B:
“What the
hell is a cake
pop?”
Best-Man:
“Mate. I’ve no
idea.”
H2B: “The stag is going
to be a messy one. I’m not
going to consider it to be
a success unless I end up
clingfilmed to a lamp post.
How annoyed would you be
if I got a tattoo?”
B2B: “Don’t even think
about it.”
B2B: “I’m going to go
shopping for wedding
underwear this weekend.
I’ll definitely get something
pretty for the wedding night
but I need to get something
structural for under my dress.
Probably an adhesive bra or
shapewear perhaps?”
H2B:
“I don’t really
mind what I
wear but not
that scratchy
stuff. I don’t
want to be all
itchy.”
B2B:
“Do you mean
tweed?”
H2B: “I really don’t
understand why
your clothes have to
be so complicated.
Can’t you just wear
normal pants?”
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