Dotty Magazine Issue Three Mar 2014 | Page 27

GROOMS OVERHEARD Venue Coordinator: “So, are you having anything with the speeches? Shall we sort out something for the toast?” H2B: “I’m really confused.” B2B: “Oh for goodness sake. Not actual toast. She means champagne.” H2B: “What the hell is a cake pop?” Best-Man: “Mate. I’ve no idea.” H2B: “The stag is going to be a messy one. I’m not going to consider it to be a success unless I end up clingfilmed to a lamp post. How annoyed would you be if I got a tattoo?” B2B: “Don’t even think about it.” B2B: “I’m going to go shopping for wedding underwear this weekend. I’ll definitely get something pretty for the wedding night but I need to get something structural for under my dress. Probably an adhesive bra or shapewear perhaps?” H2B: “I don’t really mind what I wear but not that scratchy stuff. I don’t want to be all itchy.” B2B: “Do you mean tweed?” H2B: “I really don’t understand why your clothes have to be so complicated. Can’t you just wear normal pants?” If you have a funny story or quote, sent it to [email protected]. You never know, it might feature in the next issue of Dotty Magazine! www.dottyvintageweddings.co.uk 27 Love Vintage. Love Weddings.