you know? It’s like this strong, leathery enigma
that’s just so tightly bound up around the…er,
sorry, got distracted.
Where was I? Oh, yeah: where do all these weird
fantasies come from? Experts have debated
about this for over a century. It’s right at the top
of the list of important scientific research, just
below dark matter and just above curing
baldness. But despite all that research and
debate, nobody’s really sure. It might be
genetics, or childhood experience, or some
combination of both.
One thing’s for sure: sex, like condoms, isn’t
one-size-fits-all. Maybe an hourglass figure,
some lacy undergarments, and a big pair of…
pouty lips…is all you need. And that’s just fine.
But don’t be so quick to judge!
Sure, some off-the-beaten-path sexual scenarios
(not to be confused with sexual scenarios that
involve being beaten on a path) are seriously
bad news. Generally that applies to anything
in real life that involves doing anything with
anyone…or anything…that can’t give consent.
We don’t need to go there (and you sure as hell
better not).
But there’s a difference between weird and
wrong! Something can be wrong, and
something can be weird and wrong, but some
things are just plain weird. And just because
something’s weird doesn’t mean you ought to
get all judgmental about it!
If you want a happy life (with an even happier
sex life) my advice is to always be open-minded.
You might find something so weird, that you
never even considered you might like it. And
after all, if you can’t open your mind for a
woman, how can you ever expect her to open
her…heart, for you?
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