HOW TO SEDUCE A STRAIGHT GUY
SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
S
eduction is a powerful
thing. We all do it. Whether
you’re at the gym checking
out the dude in his jocks
or in the supermarket inspecting
his backside, the art of seduction
is constantly being played. But if
you’re trying to seduce a man who
likes boobs, you need to change
your strategy ever so slightly.
Say what you will about the
spectrum of sexuality, in my experience I’ve learned that no one (and
I mean, no one) is 100% anything.
I’m as gay as they come, but that
hasn’t stopped me from fooling
around with a few girls after some
cocktails and puffs of Mother Nature. But for a gay guy to seduce a
super masculine straight guy, it has
to be subtle. I’ll share you some of
my tactics if you care to hear them...
WARNING: Do NOT go flirting with every straight guy you see.
While my points are meant to be fun
and educational, they’re not a free
invite to go messing with the heads
of innocent straighties everywhere.
Don’t be a creep.
Tactic #1 – Horseplay is
straight man’s form of flirting.
This lesson happened in high
school. I ran cross-country and
shared a locker with one of the hottest guys in town: jockish, blonde,
legs and thighs for days. He loved
to be goofy, as did I. We got a long
fine. I knew he was straight – even
then I was extremely empathic,
which helped my gaydar like you
wouldn’t believe.
We slapped each other with towels, we shoved each other in lockers, and we spanked each other as
a “joke” after we finished our meets.
I realized that straight guys are constantly “flirting” with each other all
the time right under their girlfriend’s
nose. When a man is secretly interested or fantasizing about another
dude, he has the freedom to touch
and grope as much as wants – so
long as it’s considered “horseplay.”
I used this to my advantage, honey. We roughhoused all semester
long, then one day it happened. No
one was around and we were in the
showers. He came and slapped my
ass and laughed. I did the same.
One thing led to another and I ended up stroking his penis for a few
seconds. Oddly enough, it wasn’t
awkward because, to him, I was
taking it up another level. We both
knew we weren’t going to have sex
or anything. It was all about curiosity
– something we used to our advantage. The months of horseplay ended becoming a subtle way for me
to build tension and plant a seed of
fantasy without him really knowing
Tactic #2 – All men like a
BJ. I was in college. I’d just come
out of the closet to my friends and
all I wanted to do was be out and
proud. The thing about straight guys
is that once they know you’re gay,
they tend to wonder about how it
works. This can always be used to
your advantage because ever y man
fantasizes about something, but
even more so, all guys love to get a
BJ – it doesn’t matter from whom.
so, all guys love to get a BJ
– it doesn’t matter from whom.
We were at a party when
some frat boys across the way starting eyeing my friends and me. They
clearly knew we were gay. At first,
I was concerned – were they homophobic, super Christian? Were
we going to get our ass kicked?
They did what normal douchebags
do: up their masculinity and treat
us like women. But after the drinks
started happening and night came,
the questions started filtering out –
“How do you know who is the pitcher?” “Are you guys, like, f*cking all
the time?”
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