Creative Movement Magazine June 2014 Issue Issue | Page 23

"I'm a kinda small girl and I'm glad I could only hit a bowl of this. I split a fat nug with my friend and I was confused at first, because I had heard that Green Crack was so dank but I wasn't getting it. So I got through my bowl kind of unimpressed. THEN, my face around my eyes started to tingle and my face muscles felt lazy, my eyelids drooped, and I reached for my friend's bong again. The last thing I remember is saying 'just one more hit!'. I thought I passed out for 45 minutes, but when I looked at my phone only 2 had passed. I woke up panicked because I thought I might have done something I can't remember, or gotten myself in trouble, or wandered somewhere. I had that disoriented panic that lasted maybe 5 seconds, but that was 4 minutes to me. I didn't control my body too well, and the weight of my limbs and molasses in my brain and sense of loopy detachment convinced me I was in a lucid dream. I called my friend to comfort myself. She thought I was absolutely insane, because I was saying 'I was thiiiiiiinking, hehehehehe....okay, I was thinkingggggg that hehehehhHahahahahahaha okay, maybe I'm in a dreeeaam right now and I'm not annooooooying you with my pot talk in hehehehehehhe in REAL LIFE."

" This is some good shit. I smoked this with my bros before a school dance. I had energy all night and the confidence of Hercules. I got so much booty. I highly recommend this, it's a great high. Makes you feel real good."

"I was able to walk down a street, but I was giggly and it was obvious I was stoned out of my tree. I knew not to jump in front of cars but f there was someone speeding or running a red light I don't know if I would have been able to utilize my sense of self-preservation. Which seems depressing in retrospect. "

"I didn't have the munchies. I was just concerned that my high would last the rest of my life. I truly believed it would. I thought my lucid dream lalaland where I zoomed around on thigh wheels was forEVER. Time was torturously slow. "