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Ron Jeffries Founder and Chief Squeegee Operator, Jolly Pumpkins Artisan Ales Sci-Fi Snack Pairings: Olas Especiales and Extreme Sour Bawlz! Olas Especiales is brewed with cherries, lime, and salt, and com- bined with Extreme Sour Bawlz! transforms into baked cherry pie (sort of). It’s also pretty light bodied, and a way good beer to drink through an entire evening movie/date night thing. Are you a Kirk or an Ackbar? Kirk. ‘Cuz he totally gets all the green ladies. Jonathan Buford What would you rather Wilderness bring to a Brewing space fight Owner/Founder, Arizona Co. a light saber or a bat’leth? Sci-Fi Snacking: Pine Mountain Sour Pale Light saber. Cuts through just about anything, and fits in the Ale and Extreme Sour Bawlz! pocket of your cargo shorts (required brewer summer uniform). Pine Mountain has a tart backbone Would you rather grab a drink at the paired Mos Eisley Cantina or Ten Forward? with piney/citrus notes from fresh picked AZ spruce tips. The perceived bitterness Mos Eisley. I prefer the diversity and the anti-heroes. cuts the sharpness of the sour flavor and balances beer drink out, as it would Would you the rather Blue Milk or with unsynthesized Romu- anything lan ale? sour. Romulan ale. (Would drink drunk blue milk?) Would you rather anyone get blind with Worf or Chewbacca? Would you rather pilot an X-wing Fighter or a Runabout? Chewbacca is the only choice. Hairy, that big, question, eh? What’s a Runabout? Guess that answers and a grunting communicator. “Let’s party, Who bums you out Binks or Neelix? Chewy. I can see us harder, hiking Jar and Jar drinking like the drink athletes we are.” Occasionally we Shit, both. would play wrestle and it would get out of hand, and would be have to put Chewy in his Would you I rather betrayed by Lando Calrissian or at- tend of Data’s readings? place. one It would be poetry awesome. Being betrayed is so much cooler. Who bums you out harder, Jar Jar Binks or Neelix? Who would you rather go to for wisdom, Yoda or Guinan? Mace I hate Windu only two things: Mosquitos and Jar Jar Binks. I’d rather get malaria by 10k mos- Would you rather eat replicated meals or Star Wars-style quitos than hang with Jar Jar. MREs? Who would you rather go to for wis- Whichever is vegan. dom, Yoda or Guinan? Would you rather live the utopian future of the Federation or in the lawless uncertainty of the Star Wars galaxy? An ancient wrinkly being living in a swamp is my kinda dude. sounds Yoda would teach to Lawless uncertainty way more my me style. levitate, and I would teach him to home- Would you trade. rather be held prisoner in a golden bikini at Jab- brew. Fair ba’s Palace or by Kahn? Would you rather eat replicated meals Mѥݡɥͽȁ-Iɑ5))Mх)]̵屔)5I)х)́Չ)Յٔ )$ɕ䁑eЁ݅ЁѡЁ՜ѡ)Mа́ɔፕЁȁѡ$)ѕȁ])хЁ)ɔ)չ̸)Mх)5I)͡)]ձԁɅѡȁٔѡݥ͑Yձȁ5)]ձԁɅѡȁٔѡݥ͑)-ф)Yձȁ5-ф)5-фYձ́ɔͼ䰁ݡͻeЁٔ)͵՝)Ʌєɕ)Օ+)$)݅)䁕)ͼYձ)Q́ͽȁͅͽݕչ)ɥ́)Aյ)ѕȁ-)Ѐ؃ 􁵽ѡ́ȁɔ)ٕ݅́Ѽѡ͕Ѽ))Aյé1Iԁ-ɥ쁍Դ)ɕ݅́ѡȁ)ѡȁѡɕѡ̸MͅЁ)ɔѡ䰁'eѕѕ)Ѽ͕ٔ=́́ݥѠ͡Ё)ѕե