CRAFT by Under My Host® Issue No. 14 Sci-Fi & Fantasy - Page 57

Jeffrey Stuffings Founder/Owner, Jester King Brewery Sci-Fi Snacking: Commercial Suicide with Jessie’s Dark Chocolate Nutty Cups The chocolate and roasty notes in the beer create a complementary and seamless flavor experience. The underlying bitterness of Commercial Suicide creates a succinct finish and provides balance to the sweetness of the chocolate. A perfect pairing that keeps one coming back for more! Would you rather get blind drunk with Worf or Chewbacca? I want to say Chewie, but I’m afraid he might rip off my arms. This iteration of Commercial Sui- cide (batch #11) more closely re- sembles the classic English dark mild that inspired it than previous batches. Enjoy it now, or hold it for a bit to allow the bacteria the time it needs to present some tartness. The Star Wars prequels, pretty good or dead to you? Who doesn’t love a harrowing tale of intergalactic tariff disputes? Are you a Kirk or an Ackbar? This question is a trap. What would you rather bring to a space fight a light saber or a bat’leth? All for hokey religions and ancient weapons here. Would you rather grab a drink at the Mos Eis- ley Cantina or Ten Forward? Doop, doop, doop, doop, dee, dee, dee! Would you rather drink Blue Milk or unsynthe- sized Romulan ale? You got any of that blue milk [scratches neck]? Would you rather have The Force or Betazoid telepathy? I artificially inject midichlorians into my blood- stream. Would you rather fight a rancor in Jabba’s Pal- ace or the Crystalline Entity from the bridge of the Enterprise? I’ll take the Star Trek thing, whatever that is. The rancor scares the $^*! out of me. Who would you rather go into battle with, the Ewoks or the Andorians? The Ewoks are a scrappy brood ][HKBYY [\[H]\\\\[܂Y[^“X^H\\HY\Y܈ L YX\[H\BXX] H[Y ]SۙH Mˈ[Y\\Y