CRAFT by Under My Host® Issue No. 14 Sci-Fi & Fantasy - Page 53

Jonathan Buford Owner/Founder, Arizona Wilderness Brewing Co. Sci-Fi Snacking: Pine Mountain Sour Pale Ale and Extreme Sour Bawlz! Pine Mountain has a tart backbone paired with piney/citrus notes from fresh picked AZ spruce tips. The perceived bitterness cuts the sharpness of the sour flavor and balances the beer out, as it would with anything sour. The Wilderness Boys pluck the tender spruce tips used in this naturally conditioned, dry-hopped (Citra and Sim- coe) sour pale ale themselves during their annual trek to the White Mountains. Would you rather get blind drunk with Worf or Chewbacca? Chewbacca is the only choice. Hairy, big, and a grunting communicator. “Let’s party, Chewy. I can see us hiking and drinking like the drink ath- letes we are.” Occasionally we would play wrestle and it would get out of hand, and I would have to put Chewy in his place. It would be awesome. Who bums you out harder, Jar Jar Binks or Neelix? I hate only two things: Mosquitos and Jar Jar Binks. I’d rather get malaria by 10k mosquitos than hang with Jar Jar. Who would you rather go to for wisdom, Yoda or Guinan? An ancient wrinkly being living in a swamp is my kinda dude. Yoda would teach me to levitate, and I would teach him to homebrew. Fair trade. Would you rather eat replicated meals or Star Wars-style MREs? Star Wars MRE fo sho! Would you rather have the wisdom of a Vul- can or Maz Kanata? I want pointy ears pretty badly, so, Vulcan. © Hundred-to-One LLC 2017. All rights reserved.