Clean Informer Magazine Spring 2013 | Page 13

hope he doesn’t stay on the cutting edge by sharpening himself against other cleaners on a premium forum like Truckmountforums.com. I hope he doesn’t know diverse services, I hope he’s a lazy. I hope his truck is trashy, I hope his equipment is filthy, I hope her house smells worse when he leaves, I hope he uses laundry detergents to clean with. I hope he doesn’t wear a uniform, I hope he has a bad attitude, I hope his pants are hanging down below his crack. I hope he plays loud music. Oh yeah, the big one,I hope he is a “delusional” cleaner. But because once she uses me she will forget all about him and be my customer for a lifetime. Why? All because he was a delusional cleaner. For More Articles Like This Visit 13