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Games and Jokes Little Billy’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?” His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Billy.” Billy says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!” ---------------------------------------------------------------------At one point during a Little League baseball game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?” The little boy nodded ‘yes’.” “So,” the coach continued, “when a strike is called or you’re out at first, you don’t argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all of that?” Again the little boy nodded. “Good!” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain it to your mother.” ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Riddles 1. Why are shoes the only clothing that can go to Heaven? 2. Who is the fastest runner in history? ---------------------------------------------------------------------A lawyer defending a prisoner awaiting trial said: “Before I agree to defend you, do you have any money?” The prisoner shook his head, “No money...but I have a few chickens, some sheep and a horse.” “That’s ok by me,” replied the lawyer. “Now what is the case about, what did they accuse you of stealing?” The prisoner replied: “Not much...only a few chickens, sheep and a horse!” 12 Children of the Rosary