Games and Jokes
Little Billy’s new baby brother was
screaming up a storm. He asked his
mom, “Where’d we get him?” His
mother replied, “He came from heaven,
Billy.” Billy says, “WOW! I can see why
they threw him out!”
---------------------------------------------------------------------At one point during a Little League
baseball game, the coach said to one of
his young players, “Do you understand
what cooperation is? What a team is?”
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
“Do you understand that what matters
is whether we win together as a team?”
The little boy nodded ‘yes’.” “So,” the
coach continued, “when a strike is
called or you’re out at first, you don’t
argue or curse or attack the umpire.
Do you understand all of that?” Again
the little boy nodded. “Good!” said the
coach. “Now go over there and explain it
to your mother.”
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Riddles
1. Why are shoes the only clothing that
can go to Heaven?
2. Who is the fastest runner in history?
---------------------------------------------------------------------A lawyer defending a prisoner awaiting trial said: “Before I agree to defend you, do you
have any money?” The prisoner shook his head, “No money...but I have a few chickens,
some sheep and a horse.” “That’s ok by me,” replied the lawyer. “Now what is the case
about, what did they accuse you of stealing?” The prisoner replied: “Not much...only a few
chickens, sheep and a horse!”
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Children of the Rosary