Games and Jokes
Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party.
After the party they returned to the hotel
that was 600 stories high.Unfortunately
for them, the elevator was not working.
They made a plan. For the first 200
stories, Tom will crack jokes. The second
200 stories Dick will tell a happy story,
and lastly, Harry will tell a sad story. They
then started up the steps. After 2 hours it
was Harry’s turn. He turned to the other
two and said “Okay guys, here’s my sad
story. I forgot the keys downstairs.”
---------------------------------------------------------------------TEACHER: George, go to the map and
find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who
discovered America?
CLASS: George!
---------------------------------------------------------------------An elderly lady did her shopping and,
upon returning to her car, found four men
in the act of leaving with her car. She
dropped her shopping bags and drew
her handgun, proceeding to scream at
them at the top of her voice, “I have a
gun and I know how to use it! Get out
of the car, you dirty rotten scoundrels!”
The four men didn’t wait for a second
invitation but got out and ran like mad,
whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken,
proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the
car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that
she could not get her key into the ignition. Soon after, she
found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police
station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly
tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other
end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting
a car stolen by a mad elderly woman described as white,
less than 5’ tall, glasses, and curly v