The Fun Page
Senior Will
Brother Rice Principals
1. Bro Seg
2. Mr. O
3. Mr. Reidy
4. Uncle
5. Ms. Jackson
(Or what our graduates would like
to leave behind for someone else)
My dignity, for all who oblige
-Sully Dansbury
A ham sandwich, for Colin Watts
-Brendan Flynn
The Ward name, for Max Brown
-Cam Brown
This piece of paper, for the guys
who do the Chieftain
-Riley McNulty
My ability to get kicked out of the
ARC, for Colin Condit
-Michael Tremonti
The good shower at Oak Park Ice
Arena, for Joseph Meats
-Dom DiPonio
My Rice tie, for whoever wants it
-Joe Burtraw
My subpar GPA, for my
disappointed parents
-Reed Dawson
A dynasty, for the Chaldeans
to continue
-John Bahnam
-The Seniors
Look Alikes?
Most changed since Freshman year
Patrick Bronstein
Least changed since Freshman year
Reid Budd
The Chieftain Staff
Managing Editors D Thomas Shaffer, Colin Watts
Assistant Editor Bobby Kunz
Reporters/Editors Danny Dillon, Cole Gellatly,
Jake Riem, Trevor Tosto
Farewell, Seniors Sante Dybowski, Parker Landis,
Sam Luttmann, George Mamatas,
Matthew McKay
B ROTHE R R IC E H I G H S C HO O L C H I E F TA I N
P AG E 6
S E N I O R I S S U E 2018