Dating Brofi les
eir quest for romance
Caleb Jackson
Class: Senior
Age: 17
Relationship status: Free agent
Likes: A girl that I can talk sports with
Dislikes: Getting tickled
Ideal woman: I’m cuffed
Zodiac sign: Gemini
Fun fact: I’m right-handed but kick balls
with my left foot
Favorite love song: “Money Convo” by 21 Savage
Luke McInnes
Class: Sophomore
Age: 15
Likes: A girl I can laugh with
Dislikes: Girls who are too controlling
Ideal date: Olive Garden
Fun fact: I’ve been lost in Mexico twice
Zodiac sign: Aires
Favorite love song: “What is Love” by Haddaway
Charlie LaMarche
Class: Junior
Age: 17
Likes: Dinosaurs, preferably the Tric-
eratops, because I believe a third horn
shows dominance
Dislikes: Evolution
Ideal date: Posted up in my basement
with four slices of bread and a jar of
mayo
Fun fact: I’m colorblind to everything except for sandals
Zodiac sign: The Phoenix
Favorite love song: “Bodies” by Drowning Pool
B R OTHE R R IC E H IG H S C H O O L C H I E F TA I N
Mason Hassett
Class: Junior
Age: 17
Likes: Girlfros, fl oral arrangements,
dimes
Dislikes: Pennies, girls, words beginning
with the letter S, Southern Hemisphere
Ideal date: A good night with the boys,
with some full-contact football thrown in
there
Fun fact: My favorite teacher is Coach Koss, and I enjoy his
practical jokes
Zodiac sign: Scorpion
Favorite love song: “Rap God,” by Eminem
Gavin King
Class: Junior
Age: 16
Relationship status: Taken
Likes: Mr. Riker, Bubble Guppies
Dislikes: Mr. Riker
Zodiac sign: “I’m a football player”
Ideal date: Go to a fi eld with tigers and
gazelles. ... We set up a picnic and watch
the fun.
Fun fact: I like to wear hair ties when I play soccer but, in
reality, I just wear them to make myself look beautiful.
Ferdinand Raab
Class: Freshman
Age: 14
Likes: Pilates
Dislikes: Nothing. I am a loving, compas-
sionate kid.
Ideal date: The Catacombs and meatball
subs
Zodiac sign: Bull
Hobbies: Balloon animals
Favorite love song: “Love Will Keep Us Together,” by Cap-
tain and Tennille
P AGE 7
F E B R U A R Y 2018