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Warrior White Elephant
In the spirit of Christmas, we here at the Chieftain
ain
y.
decided to participate in a White Elephant gift party.
Here are some of the gifts our staff decided to bring.
If you don’t
don have a laugh,
then school
schoo has deprived
your sense
sen of humor. You never know when you
need to powerbomb
someone through a table. Keep the locker room
om smelling
smelliin g
less like 60 years s of sweat t
and more like spiced
ed pumpkin
pumpkin.
in..
Who doesn’t need lumber? Prepare for fi nals with your very
own 200-anwer scatron. read
Rye! The bread
ons.
of champions.
A blanke
blanket with sleeves.
What more
mor do you need? One of the six
Infi nity Stones. Get it?
B ROT
R OTHE R R I C E H I IG
G H S C H OO L C H I E F TA I N
P AGE 4
D E C E M B E R 2018
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