Chieftain April Fools 2019 | Page 5

FUN PAGE Four-Year Challenge: Brent Newton Welcome to the fi rst-ever “Chieftain Jeopardy,” with your host, Tobias T. The rules are as follows: (1) There are four categories, each with two questions. (2) One question is relatively easy, the other is a true gut punch. TT: Today’s categories are “Bandwagons,” “Tough Ones,” “Chieftain Picks,” and “Rice Takes.” After being told a person, place, or thing, the guest has to answer in question form. Today’s guest is none other than Mr. Shaffer, our Chieftain moderator. Let the game begin. As a Freshman (2015) As a Senior (2019) Tweet of the Month Mr. S: Let me see .. Bandwagons for 200. TT: Golden State Warriors Mr. S: What is my favorite team? TT: Correct! I understand you’ve got some history with the team, but come on now! 200 points for the man. Mr. S: All right, Tough Ones for 200. TT: Tommy Shaffer Mr. S: Um ... Who is my favorite son? TT: Correct again! Wow, Mikey, if you’re reading this, you need to have a little chat with your Pops. 400 on the board. Yes or No? Mr. S: How about Rice Takes for 200? TT: St. Padre Pio Mr. S: What is my Band of Brothers? TT: Well ... it’s correct, technically, but you abso- lutely KD’d this one. Traitor to the Raphael boys! Mr. S: Right. Tough Ones for 100. TT: Wilco. Mr. S: “Tough ones?” Duh. Who is my favorite band? TT: You have 0 taste in music. Just none. Whatever, it’s right. Next question. To vote now, go to the poll HERE Last month (Hot or Not -- BRHS): Hot: 173% Not: 14% Mr. S: Let’s see, how about Chieftain Picks for 100? TT: Cole Gull-OTT-lee Mr. S: Easy. Who is my favorite student? TT: Oh, unfortunately not! The correct response was, “Who is the worst?” The Chieftain Staff Managing Editors Assistant Editors Senior Reporters Reporters TT: That’s all the time we’ve got, folks. Mr. Shaffer tops our leaderboard with 600 points! Thanks for tuning in and stay classy, Brother Rice. -Trevor Tosto B ROTHE R R IC E H I G H S C HO O L C H I E F TA I N P AG E 5 D(aniel) Shaffer, Tank Williams Deacon Kunz, Tree Riem Teacher’s Pet, Travis Costco Devin Kixson, A$AP Harris Chump City Simpson, Mike Doubleton A P R I L 1, 2019