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Higdon Resigns to Pursue Acting Science teacher will be starring in new ‘Scooby’ installment By Cole Gellatly third American live-action/comput- “I guess I look like Shaggy, and Chieftain Staff er-animated family horror comedy, that is exactly why I do not want to Beloved Physics and Engineering “Scooby Doo III: Return of Fred” To play him,” he said. “I am this genera- teacher James “Chad” Hig- tion’s Pope Francis. I am don is calling it quits. He breaking down barriers.” has had enough of the jokes While that answer going on in this school. All is fair, James is most of the disrespect he has excited about this role received, being called a stu- because Scooby will be dent and never being called animated. A little known by his teaching name, has fact about James is that pushed Mr. Higdon over he is deathly afraid of the edge. dogs. He doesn’t trust Many people are sur- animals that go around prised by this decision and and sniff each other’s are left with one question: butts. If humans did this, What will James do now? he said, he would not The rumor on the street is trust any human. He also that he is getting an acting thinks a real-life talking job. Mr. Higdon confi rmed dog would be a little to The Chieftain that he has sketchy. always wanted to follow Some call it the perfect a lifelong dream and now, Mr. Higdon plays Fred (left) in “Scooby Doo III,” in theaters April 31 storm and others call it during a quarter-life crisis, James’ destiny. I call it he sees no better time to do so. divine work. The Big Man upstairs no one’s surprise, he will be playing In an exclusive interview, Mr. obviously wants Chad to be an actor, Fred in this fi lm. When asked why Higdon revealed that, in his fi rst and this career move seems to be he took this role he gave a simple acting job, he will be starring in the fi nally coming together for him. answer. Bookstore Offering ‘Upgrades’ New items will help students in and out of the classroom B ROTH ER R IC E H IG H S C H O O L C H I E F TA I N P AG E 4 be offering them in two variations, fl athead or round-nosed. In addition to these new acces- sories, the Bookstore is proud to announce a new line of Goon apparel, from beachwear to camo to Steve Jobs attire. This is a win-win, as it not only will help encourage Gooning at sporting events, but it also will help the Bookstore reach some Rice students who have never made a purchase there. Finally, the introduction of foam shoulder pads will help students feel safer at school, either while Gooning or just going about their daily business. The protective de- vices, which will be available in sizes from XS to XL, will cost only $20. money,” said the Bookstore manag- By Bobby Kunz er, Mrs. McGrath. “Students started Chieftain Staff coming to us with suggestions, and we Everybody knows the Brother Rice decided to upgrade our offerings.” bookstore is your one-stop shop for all Brother Rice necessities, but this statement couldn’t be any more true after it was announced that our bookstore will be expanding for the 2019- 20 school year. The bookstore currently has a wide selection of school supplies, candy, Brother Rice apparel and household items, A new line of products will help expland business but the school feels there is an For example, the bookstore will be untapped market with potential for selling accessories for the new stone huge growth. tablets (see story on Page 6). A chisel “Sales have been steady, but with and mallet are required with your big renovations upcoming, we started stone tablet, and the bookstore will to look for alternate ways to bring in A P R I L 1, 2019