jokes & toons THE IMPORTANCE OF A THUMB! Babies use it for chewing. Illiterate people use it to give signs Winners use it for victory My fans use it to red my messages. WEDDING SPEECH FROM GIRL TO HER IN-LAWS “My dear family, I thank you for welcoming in my new house. Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not change your routines. Those who used to do the laundry must keep doing it. Those cooking must keep on cooking.I will not disturb nybody’s routine. I’m only here to have FUN and entertain your son. BEER VS WOMEN A beer is alwys wet, a woman is not! 1 point for beer! Beer is horrible when it is hot! 1 point for women. A cold beer satisfies you! 1 point for beer. For a beer, you pay taxes! 1 point for women. If you take second beer, the first does not get angry! 1 point for beer. You can always be sure that you are the first opening a beer! 1 point for beer. You know eactly how much a beer costs! 1 point for beer. Score= beer (5) - women (2) if you are woman reading this and getting angry, know that a beer would never get angry. Another point for beer! A Poem by Francis Chikanga FAKE SMILE I was once sad and lonely, Having nobody to comfort me, So I wore a mask that always smiled To hide my feelings behind a lie. Before long, I had many friends With my mask, I was one of them. But deep inside, I still felt empty, Like I was missing a part of me. Nobody could hear my cries at night For I designed my mask to hide the lies. Nobody could feel the pain I felt For I designed my mask to laugh. Behind all the smiles were the tears And behind all the comfort were JULY 2015. CM. Page 32 the fears. Everything you think you see, Wasn’t everything there was to me. Day by day, I was slowly dying. I couldn’t go on, There was something missing.. Until now I’m still searching For the thing that’ll stop my crying. For someone who’ll erase my fears, For the person who’ll wipe my tears. But till then I’ll keep on smiling. Hiding behind this mask I’m wearing. Hoping one day I can smile, Till then, I’ll be here.. waiting