CAM November 2018 | Page 30

ASK N I COL R FO T BES SECOND HAND MACHINES I’m not allowed jokes with sex, religion or remarks about coloured people so all I can talk about is “peanuts”. There is this bus cruising the streets of Auckland with a big load of old age pensioners who are looking at the sights of the wonderful place. One of the old people came up to the driver and tapped him on the shoulder and says to the driver “I have for you a big handful of peanuts”. The driver says thank you and takes the offered gift and eats happily. A little while later the man returns with another handful of peanuts for the driver. The driver asks “why are you giving me all these peanuts?” The man replies it’s because I have no teeth and cannot eat peanuts. “Well says the driver why do you buy peanuts if you can’t eat them?” The man reply’s “It’s not the peanuts I like it’s the chocolate on them. State Highway 3 • (3km South Inglewood) PO Box 44 INGLEWOOD  EMAIL: [email protected] Ph 06 756 7916 • Mobile 0274 426 936 • Fax 06 756 6006 OUR SERVICES 24 HOUR BREAKDOWN SERVICES OO BIG OR TOO SMALL LOCALLY OWNED & OPERATED OO BIG OR TOO SMALL QUALITY GUARANTEED NO MACHINE OR JOB TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL CALL 06 348 7860 5 PACIFIC PLACE WANGANUI WWW.CRV.CO.NZ 28  AL PL L PR US IC GS ES T CAM November 2018 & REPAIRS INCLUDE: EARTHMOVING EQUIPMENT HEAVY TRANSPORT VEHICLES FARMING & FORESTRY EQUIPMENT ALL DIESEL & PETROL VEHICLES HYDRAULIC REPAIRS & TESTING DIESEL FUEL INJECTION SPECIALISTS PANEL BEATING & PAINTING FULL MACHINE OVERHAULS DIESEL LEAK REPAIRS ON-SITE WELDING