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october2013 buzz... publisher EMMA CLARK editor HEATHER ARNOLD listings/music editor NOEL GARDNER administration TERESA CLARK designer www.scissorspaperstonedesign.co.uk contributors RYAN HEEGER (CLUBS), KEIRON SELF (FILMS), MAYA ACHARYA, JAMES AYLES, ELLEN DAVIS, JON DOYLE, SAM EASTERBROOK, JUSTIN EVANS, BETH GREGORY, CHELSEY GILLARD, DAVID GRIFFTHS, LLOYD GRIFFITHS, ALICE HART, RHIANNON HOLLEY, LAURA JOHNSON, MAB JONES, BILL KNOWLES, MIKE LEWIS, PETER MARSHALL, NICK MERRIMAN, MICHAEL MILLS, GARETH MOULE, ASHLEY MOULTON, AMY MURNAN, DAVID NOBAKHT, AMY PAY, IAN ROGERS, LUCY ROGERS, CHRIS SEAL, LAUREN SOURBUTTS, WILL STEEN, PHOEBE THOMAS, JEN THORTON, THOMAS WATSON, ANDREW WILLIAMS general enquiries 029 2023 6885 / [email protected] editorial 029 2022 7677 / [email protected] listings 029 2022 7677 / [email protected] advertising 029 2023 6885 / [email protected] accounts 029 2023 6885 / [email protected] BUZZ MAGAZINE suite 3, 2nd floor, 1-7 castle street, cardiff cf10 1bs published EAC PUBLISHING contents by CHRISTINA GAROFALO cover by BUZZ MAGAZINE 04roundup “This ancient festival of ghosts and blood sugar” 10upfront A glut of comedians coming to ‘our’ area can mean only one thing: a roundup feature with lots of their press photos included. Obliged more often than not to strike a wacky pose, comics tend to take a crap photo, although Reginald D Hunter’s pic is quite nice. Plus Swn Festival, Ray Mears and Alison Moyet 28film I’m not saying that Keiron Self is old, but I am saying he’s of a different generation to me. You see, while he mentions that Dexter Fletcher directs Proclaimersstuffed musical Sunshine On Leith, he doesn’t see fit to call him “the guy from Press Gang” or “the unpopular Gamesmaster presenter” 30food&drink As well as the £45-a-head tasting menu the other Buzz staff inexplicably let me review this month, I was also gifted (a low-res PDF of) a £90 art book with several photos of Genesis P Orridge of Throbbing Gristle’s penis. Among other things you neither expected nor wanted a mention of in this particular contents entry 38previews A nice variety of venues and locations across these four hardy sections this month... apart from the clubs page, which highlights one night in Swansea and two each in Clwb Ifor Bach and the students’ union. This is because two things moved at the last minute because a venue closed, and Cardiff is pretty much on its arse again as a decent place for dance music. Ho hum 46reviews If there are any scores or opinions you don’t agree with in this section, why not bring it up when you see me in the pub or something? I do, after all, tell the reviewers what to say in their reviews, so it’s only fair 52fashion The problem with committing to doing some sort of joke for every contents entry is the resulting pressure to ‘perform’, and as I survey a page of short reports on, mostly, chain stores setting up in shopping centres, I realise that I am no Peter North in this department 54sport Dear BikePark Wales, new mountain bike park near Merthyr. I notice you describe the highest peak in your location as a “mountain”, despite it being only 491 metres high, whereas the UK government defines mountains as anything over 600m. You may think that defying regulations is cool and rebellious; I beg to differ 56travel Maya Acharya tells us about Halloween pissups in New York. If, like her, you sure do hate those Brooklyn hipsters (see first paragraph), avoid them by going to a “grimy as hell” dive bar or an organic vegan bakery (see the ‘recommended’ section) 57listings My housemate’s cat Mew (see this contents entry in last month’s issue) came home safe and well in September. Fans of this page can now call off the search 78competitions Q. What was the 1978 movie Halloween originally going to be called? A. Air Bud 3: World Pup www.buzzmag.co.uk • www.twitter.com/buzz_magazine • www.facebook.com/buzzsouthwales