But this is no ordinary sex doll, not like the ones you take to a day-night match at the MCG.
Roxxxy comes with different personalities. One is creepily described as “young and naïve”, another as “mature and matriarchal”, there’s a hussy called Wild Wendy, an even more adventurous gal with the self-explanatory handle S&M Susan and then there’s Frigid Farrah who is “reserved and shy”, and aimed at the self-loathing masochist corner of the male market who want to pay US $7000 (yep, seven grand) for a sex doll that refuses to put out.
Once inflated these dolls are likely to walk off the shelves. But it’s the pioneering work on the male sex doll which is even more fascinating.
It’s expected that the male prototype – let’s call it the Wazza – will also come with different settings, the first of which is domestic. For 98 per cent of its battery life Wazza will be set to domestic and start the day by staring into the pantry saying:
“Where’s the instant coffee?”
“It’s right in front of youWazza.”
“I can’t see it.”
“It’s there, just on front of you.”
“Can you find it?”
“It’s there.”
“Nope, can’t see it anywhere.”
Due to a wiring error Wazza will also be completely deaf to any requests involving household chores but will often shout involuntarily while watching television, and has been programmed with the two key catch phrases of “Ballllllllllllll” during the winter months and “Gawwwnnnnnn” during summer.
Switched to party setting, Wazza will explain that he’s got an old mate in town and has to pop out for a couple of quiet ones – “Nothing too silly” – and return home 11 hours later covered in garlic sauce.
At this point there is a fair chance he will slip into the first of his two erotic settings, playful, where he taps his owner on the shoulder, grins, and then goes to sleep.
However, in his red-hot erotic mode, Wazza will programmed to deliver up to seven minutes of intimacy, starting with a perfunctory 90-second backrub and concluding with a question about whether it’s bin night.
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