A problem arises when you meet other people from that country, who actually think that swear words are really funny to learn.
Well, as in the case of every language, you either start by learning greetings or curse words. My friends still don’t know how to
say “hello”. So yes, sadly, they were introduced to some very exotic and peculiar words and expressions, thus simple greetings
got left behind. Since this is a friendly magazine, I’d only hint as to that it involved certain things being set up at certain places
in the human body or maybe filled with some other things. In my defence, I didn’t want this to happen, but then again, it sounds
really funny to hear someone say it. If you have a foreign friend trying to speak in your language, you know what I mean.
Some of my friends continue to inspire me by learning amazing
phrases like “Stoi! Policia! Pluh!”(Stop! Police! You rat!). I honestly
find it really cool, because usually the western world to know little
of Eastern Europe except the typical stereotypes. So I encourage
people to find some friends from those lands and learn a couple
of phrases! Of course, I haven’t been far behind and can also
make my way through the Netherlands with stuff like “Wij kunnen
dit oplosse “(We can solve this) or “Je hebt moi vierkante titten”(You have nice square boobs). They are always an icebreaker
at parties and entertain the guests while I look like a complete
idiot with a retarded smile on my face.
So remember, even though swearing is generally kind of
bad, sometimes it does helps bring people together. Now
go find a foreigner, teach them some hilarious phrase and
laugh as they struggle to repeat what you’ve just said!
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