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WARM HAND WASH.
COOL TUMBLE DRY.
REMOVE CHILD FROM CLOTHING.
In case of emergency
RUN LIKE CRAZY!
Or:
Need help? 1. Push red button.
2. Yell “Help” loudly.
Or:
Illiterate? Write to the address below
for assistance.
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THE CURIOUS SIGN OF THE MANGER
Review copy only—not for distribution.
This is the result of living in a litigious society.
Cafés must be especially careful to put signs on
cups of coffee, tea and hot chocolate so that stupid
people realize they contain “very hot liquid”.
Manufacturers must place labels on clothing
lest children be idly thrown into washing
machines when the garments they are wearing
become soiled.
I am, however, sometimes wonderfully heartened by the odd smart alec who will occasionally
erect a sign which reads something like:
12/09/2016 1:02 PM