Bio-Teen May. 2014 | Page 16

Fun with Science

Biology Pick Up Lines/ Jokes:

I've got my ion you baby!

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

I don’t know if it’s global warming or you, but I’m burning up.

you are the sun that kick starts my ecosystem

If we were like chromosomes, you'd be my homologous pair

Girl whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

It wasn't the asteriods. It wasn't a volcano.

It wasn't climate change.

It was the Common Cold.

How did the dinosaurs become extinct?