Humor
LAUGHTER IS
THE FIREWORKS OF THE SOUL
“L
aughing is one of the best
exercises; it's like running
inside your mind. You can
do it almost anywhere, and it's even
better with a friend.”
-Anonymous
“If we shouldn't eat at night, why is
there a light in the fridge?”
-Anonymous
A mind is like
a parachute. It
doesn't work if
it is not open.
– Frank Z appa
“Don't know where your kids are in
the house? Turn off the internet and
they'll show up quickly.”
-Anonymous
“The world today doesn't make
sense, so why should I paint pictures
that do?”
-Pablo Picasso
“A balanced diet is a cupcake in each
hand.”
-Anonymous
“When you are courting a nice girl,
an hour seems like a second. When
you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second
seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
– Albert Einstein
“A best friend is like a four leaf
clover: hard to find, lucky to have.”
-Anonymous
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November 2016 - March 2017
Fortune
cookie says:
You'll have a
better fortune
in the next
cookie.