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What kind of MONEY CRAZY Are You? aka Let’s Diagnose that Money Personality Type by Sloan Lauinger D on’t need no Mercury Retrograde or full moon to knock you down! You’re a special kind of financial crazy – heck, we all are! The million dollar question is not “are you crazy”, but “what kind of crazy are you?” ;) What’s that? You’re level headed, straight-laced, super solid, and have never experienced a financial hiccup along the way? Well aren’t you just all kinds of sparkly shit don’t s tink financial envy! I bet you’ve never had a failed relationship or had an argument with someone you love either. Right. IMPERFECTIONS ARE PART OF THE PACKAGE On the flip side, for the rest of us simple folk breathing the good air down here living in a human body from day to day, we are forced to learn from our mistakes! Or just keep living in flaky denial and washed-up misery. Understanding the core of why money (and life) hiccups happen (or keep happening) is everything. Plus - what part we play in them vs. what part our moving target, beyond our control environment plays too! Whose ball was the court in, anyway? You know that feeling – the one when you’re on a winning streak; keeping your spending habits in check, you’re on task with your grocery budget so much – you’re under budget, and are planning a small victory appetizer night out with the extra dough (since you also just landed the work contract you’ve been hard at work prepping & proposing for). It’s time to celebrate. #nobrainer WHEN SHIT HAPPENS Then something changes; there’s a stressor that bombs in from left field right onto your lap! It’s 18