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Kickstarter to support causes and projects we believe in. 4. Millennial parents are the ultimate multitaskers A parent must learn to multitask in order to survive. And it just so happens millennials have been practicing this skill for most of their lives. Between switching from phone to tablet to laptop or second-screening their way through Netflix, millennials have been unknowingly preparing themselves for parenthood. Multitasking millennial par- ents make the most of their time. Waiting in line to pick up their kid from school? That’s 15 minutes of Pinterest scrolling, checking emails, catching up on the news, and crowdsourcing an answer to why kids are such picky eaters. 5. Millennial parents don’t work for the man Millennial parents are making major life decisions differently than previous generations in terms of their priorities. The oldest of this generation gradu- ated from college with mounting debt and could not find jobs that aligned with the pricey educa- tion that put them in this tough situation. We learned first-hand how over- emphasizing the value of money can lead to negative impacts. Work-life balance is a greater consideration for this generation and many millennial parents will decide to take lower paying jobs if that allows them to spend more time with their family. We aren’t as interested in climbing the corporate ladder and we don’t give a shit about fancy cars or huge homes (thank you housing crash of ’08). We are much more interested in work that is mean- ingful as opposed to unreliable pensions. The wildly critical characteristics that have so unconsciously been bestowed upon us may stick around for another few years. But there’s no doubt that millennial parents are well on their way to undermining their efforts. Now, when do we get the chance to talk shit about Generation Z? I hear they are awful.  About the Author Andrea Rhoades is the creator of Selfies to Selfless, a site for millennial moms. She is on a mission to em- power the newest generation of parents by exploring the unique challenges they face. Follow her on Face- book, Instagram and Twitter! selfiestoselfless.com    35