BABY MAMA April 2016 | Page 12

“The only time m was a luxury w that night I took keyboard player f awful band home and the condom jokes) but I’m about to get very “take back the night” here. Please. Someone find me a woman who thinks her period is a luxury. A rite of passage? Maybe. The beautiful expression that one is of childbearing years? Possibly. But a luxury? Nope. The only time my period was a luxury was after that night I took that dirty keyboard player from some awful band home with me and the condom broke. That particular period was a luxury, but only because I didn’t see us settling down and raising a dirty, keyboard-playing baby together. To consider tampons and pads luxury items is as absurd as considering a man’s … well, a man’s … you know what? I cannot think of a hygiene item that men need but women do not. There exists no such equivalent. Reading news coverage on the Utah vote is disheartening, but scrolling down and taking a look at the “comments” sections weakened my faith in humanity. It’s the Internet, so it’s easy to get sucked into a misogynistic abyss.