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12. Get in the zone
If you’re working out hard, you’ll look good without trying to. It’s sexy to see someone working
out hard. I get the most attention when I’m pumped, and frustratingly it’s also when I’m the
least aware of my surroundings. It’s probably a good thing: I’m relaxed, I’m not performing,
and that natural, unaided “me” is what people seem to like. Remember that you’re still working
out. Don’t let cruising swallow your gym time. Interested guys will see and respect that you’re
taking your time there seriously.
13. Pay attention
If he offers you a nod before heading into the locker room, cut your workout short. Sometimes,
we have to sacrifice the last few minutes of our routine to shower across from the man of our
dreams — or a stranger with a nice ass.
14. Roam the locker room naked
There are few places where it’s socially acceptable and legal for men to walk around naked
in front of other guys. One of them is your local gay bathhouse. The other is the public locker
room at the gym. Walk to and from the showers naked and show off your swinging cock for all
to see.
15. Be wary of saunas and steam rooms
I know more stories of guys getting caught in saunas and steam rooms than I do of success
stories. Typically, saunas and steam rooms only have one door. If you’re rocking a raging
boner in the shower, you can quickly close the curtain if the gym staff is nearby. In the steam
room? Not a chance.
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