cowboy jokes
Spring Fever
F
our high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning
classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a
flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a
test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of
paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said:
“First Question: Which tire was flat?” (jokes4us.com)
digging up the field
A
man lives on a farm, he writes to his son in prison: “I can’t grow
potatoes this year. I’m too old to be digging up the field.” Soon,
he gets a letter back from his son: “You can’t dig in the field, that’s where
I buried the bodies!” The next morning, people came from the police.
They dug up the entire field but found nothing. Soon, the farmer gets
another letter from his son: “Now, Dad, you can grow potatoes. It was
the best I could do from here.” (farmersandplanters.com)
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